I should start by saying that this is a strange story. It is a retrospective that never happened. At least, most of it did not. The best lies have elements of truth to them, so as lies go, this one is okay. Just try not to think about it in those terms, and you will probably enjoy it. If not, look at the pretty pictures and think about a story of your own. If you don’t want to do that, the internet is a big place. I’m sure you’ll find something you like.