I’m convinced that my social life reached its peak in second grade, when I founded The Nature Club.  It was a highly selective club, and I was its sole officer. My one memory involves sitting in the bushes with two other members of the club, playing with twigs. I don’t remember what else the club did, but I do remember the day my teacher had to abolish The Nature Club because other kids were getting jealous. It was all downhill from there.